1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,560 Slimy Stuarts, vile Victorians 2 00:00:04,560 --> 00:00:07,040 Dingy castles, daring knights 3 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:09,840 Cut-throat Celts, awful Egyptians 4 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:12,560 Punishment from ancient times 5 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:15,400 Cavemen, savage, fierce and toothless 6 00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:18,000 Mean and measly Middle Ages 7 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:23,320 And your host, a talking rat 8 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:26,200 9 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:27,480 10 00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:31,960 11 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:34,480 Horrible Histories presents 12 00:00:34,480 --> 00:00:36,440 the NHS 75th birthday. 13 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:41,400 The NHS, or National Health Service, has been with us for 75 years 14 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:45,160 with its staff, nurses and doctors like me helping people like you - 15 00:00:45,160 --> 00:00:48,040 and Trevor here... Hello! ..get better when you're poorly. 16 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:50,360 And the treatment is free whenever you need it. 17 00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:53,680 Trevor, how can I help? Oh, it's not me that's ill, doctor. 18 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:57,000 It's my friend, Steve. He's feeling a little HOARSE! 19 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:58,280 BA-DUM TISH! Ugh. 20 00:00:58,280 --> 00:01:02,200 And that joke's been around since long before the NHS was created. 21 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:03,400 Before the NHS, 22 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:06,040 getting medical help could be a long and difficult process, 23 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:08,640 not to mention expensive. PARP, SPLAT! 24 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:10,840 I told you he was ill! Ugh... 25 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:15,120 DING-A-LING! Next! 26 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:18,040 Ooh, I'm next. Good day. 27 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:21,560 I'm Cuthbert Lantern. I'm here to see a doctor. 28 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:25,880 Hello, Mr Lantern! I'm the hospital almoner, Mary Stewart. 29 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:28,080 Almoner? What's an almoner? 30 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:30,840 Well, if you're ill and in need of medical treatment, 31 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:34,440 it's my job to decide if you are, one, not able to pay 32 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:38,040 but the sort of person who deserves our help with the bills... 33 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:39,600 ..two, not able to pay 34 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:43,360 but the sort of person who doesn't deserve any help at all... Ah! 35 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:47,080 ..or three, wealthy enough to pay your own medical bills for yourself, 36 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:50,600 thank you very much. Oi! What? So where do you fit in, Mr Lantern? 37 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:56,320 Well, I've got the gout from having far too much rich food and fine wine 38 00:01:56,320 --> 00:02:00,280 while sitting around watching my servants do all the work. 39 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:03,880 Well, you've obviously got plenty of money to pay your own medical bills. 40 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:08,440 That does sound like me! Take a seat, Mr Moneybags. 41 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:10,200 Next! DING-A-LING! 42 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:11,440 Oh, that's me. Hello. 43 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:15,840 Oh, hello, Louise! Nice to see you again. 44 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:18,560 Baby's tummy still dodgy? BLECH! 45 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:20,760 BABY CRIES Ooh. I'd say that's a big yes. 46 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:24,360 Will I need to pay? We'll cover your doctor's bills this time, 47 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:26,880 but the next time you do have some money coming in, 48 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:30,040 make sure you put some aside in a medical savings scheme. 49 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:32,160 That way, you'll be ready... BLECH! 50 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:33,680 ..for the next time that happens. 51 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:36,040 Will do. Thanks. Take a seat. 52 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:38,400 Next! DING-A-LING! 53 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:44,200 It's true! People had to pay to see a doctor before the NHS came along 54 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:47,240 but now you don't have to pay when you're ill, 55 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:49,640 and that is worth celebrating. 56 00:02:49,640 --> 00:02:53,160 We're celebrating the 75th birthday of the NHS. 57 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:57,200 I've even got a special guest. It's Jo Brand! 58 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:58,640 Oh, hello. Now, Jo, wait. 59 00:02:58,640 --> 00:03:01,560 You're a comedian. You're not in the NHS. 60 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:05,000 No, but I used to work for the NHS as a psychiatric nurse. 61 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:07,880 I gave it all up for the bright lights of showbiz. 62 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:11,400 How's that going for you? Well, I'm here talking to a rat 63 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:13,480 in a sewer so, you know... RATTUS LAUGHS 64 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:17,680 Anyway, I've made the NHS a special 75th birthday cake... 65 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:20,240 Oh! ..and I'm here to help with the show. Where are we up to? 66 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:23,480 We're just getting on to the birth of the NHS. Ah! 67 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:26,080 It started just after World War II, 68 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:28,520 when a Welsh bloke called Aneurin Bevan 69 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:32,520 had the brilliant idea of providing free medical care for everyone. 70 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:36,320 Surprisingly, not everyone agreed with him. Ooh! 71 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:39,320 Now, Rattus, I need somewhere to put the cake till later. 72 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:42,120 RATTUS GASPS Rattus! 73 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:44,800 I'm the Minister of Health and I'm here on the streets of London 74 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:47,120 to speak to people about an exciting new plan, 75 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:48,800 the National Health Service - 76 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:50,000 or NHS, for short. 77 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,400 It's a system which means people will no longer have to pay for 78 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:53,760 when they need medical treatment. 79 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:55,200 I bet everyone's going to be buzzing! 80 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:56,480 DANCE MUSIC PLAYS 81 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:59,320 Excuse me, madam. I'm Aneurin Bevan. Most people call me Nye. 82 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:01,160 Well, I shall call you Mr Bevan 83 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:03,000 because I am not most people. 84 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,960 Ooh! I just wanted to ask how you feel about medical help 85 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:08,480 being free for EVERYONE once the NHS starts. 86 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:10,760 Oh, goodness. What nonsense! 87 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:13,960 Oh, can you imagine? Everyone using the same hospitals? 88 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:15,760 I could be in a bed next to my maid! 89 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:17,240 Although I suppose if my maid 90 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:18,800 was in the same hospital as me, 91 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:21,000 I could send her out on errands... 92 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:24,040 See? You'd like it if your maid had free health care? 93 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:27,080 No. No, now I've thought about it, the whole thing is a silly idea. 94 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:28,200 Aww! 95 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:30,600 I'll win her over. DANCE MUSIC PLAYS 96 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:31,840 I've found a wonderful doctor 97 00:04:31,840 --> 00:04:34,320 that's actually going to be looking after people in the NHS. 98 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:37,560 I'm appalled! I expect to be able to charge patients whatever I like. 99 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:39,880 But it's that sort of attitude that's led to the creation of 100 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:42,480 a health system that's different for everywhere in the country! 101 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:44,400 With the NHS, it'll be the same for everyone! 102 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:46,720 Doctors will be thrilled! No, we won't. 103 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:49,360 Eight out of nine doctors voted against it! 104 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:51,600 Well, that means one out of nine doctors did vote 105 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:53,200 for it, so that's a win! 106 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:55,840 So it's been two years, 107 00:04:55,840 --> 00:04:58,320 but we've nearly finished passing the law setting up the NHS, 108 00:04:58,320 --> 00:05:00,680 but the doctors still aren't happy, so that's why I'm here 109 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:03,520 at the doctors' organisation - the British Medical Association - 110 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:05,560 to try and strike a deal. What if we allow you 111 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:07,840 to keep seeing patients who want to carry on paying, 112 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:11,760 but you also have to agree to accept NHS patients too? 113 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:18,720 There. I stuffed their mouths with gold and they agreed. 114 00:05:20,280 --> 00:05:22,400 We did it! We won the last vote in 115 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:24,800 Parliament. It's a yes for the NHS! 116 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:28,400 Mwah! Woohoo! Yeah, free health care for everyone! 117 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:30,080 Let's get to work! 118 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:33,000 Does anyone actually know how to set up a National Health Service? 119 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:36,000 Cos, er...if you do, could you DM me? 120 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,920 WOMAN MOANS 121 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:46,120 OK, Edna, it looks like the baby's coming right now, 122 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:49,560 so congratulations! And...bad luck. Let's do this. 123 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:51,440 What do you mean, bad luck? 124 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:54,280 Well, it's just the NHS doesn't officially start till midnight, 125 00:05:54,280 --> 00:05:56,920 so if you'd had had the baby a few minutes later, 126 00:05:56,920 --> 00:05:59,080 it would have been the first-ever NHS baby. 127 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:02,600 I'm giving birth! I'm not bothered if it's an NHS baby or not. 128 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:05,040 I know. I completely get it. 129 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:06,880 I just thought you might save a bit of cash 130 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:08,600 and we might get a bit of free publicity. 131 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:11,640 OK, then! And puff with me. Phew, phew... 132 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:14,440 Wait, wait, wait. What do you mean, save some cash? 133 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:16,800 Well, if you have the baby right now, 134 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:19,120 it's going to cost you a shilling and sixpence, 135 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:22,040 but after the NHS starts, it's free. 136 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:23,960 PANTING 137 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:26,600 Well, I suppose it's only a couple of minutes. 138 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:28,560 And the extra money would come in handy. 139 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:30,640 When my dad broke his leg, 140 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:32,920 we had to sell the piano to pay the doctor's bill. 141 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:36,000 You get to save a bit of money, we get a bit of publicity, 142 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,840 everyone's a winner. Don't think you have much choice in the matter. 143 00:06:38,840 --> 00:06:41,360 The baby's on its way! No, it isn't. What?! 144 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:44,840 OK, Edna. When I say, don't push. 145 00:06:44,840 --> 00:06:47,480 Oh, no. You have to push. There's going to be a baby. 146 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:49,400 Now phew, phew... No puffing! 147 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:52,040 Hold on for 30 seconds. We're going to make the history books. 148 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:54,080 Help me cross my legs. Certainly not! 149 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,920 The baby is coming! So are the photographers - hold on! 150 00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:58,760 I... Try and relax. Don't relax! 151 00:06:58,760 --> 00:07:00,600 15 seconds - we're nearly there. 152 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:05,000 Well, look at that. The clock's fast. 153 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:08,720 Oh, come on, man! 154 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:09,920 Oh, there's movement! 155 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:12,200 Oh, no, no, no, no, no! It's just wind. 156 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:13,920 Hold on. Think of plugs. 157 00:07:13,920 --> 00:07:16,720 Oh... I had to pay for my first six kids. 158 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:18,880 I'd love to have this one for nothing. 159 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:22,360 It'd be like having buy six, get one FREE-E-E... 160 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:25,080 Here comes the baby! Hold on to something in there! 161 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:27,640 GROANING He's going to be as famous 162 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:30,560 as the Minister of Health himself, Aneurin Bevan! 163 00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:32,480 It's nearly there! Oh-h-h-h... 164 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:36,840 BABY CRIES 165 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:38,880 It's midnight! We did it! 166 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:41,400 Oh... You should name him after the minister. 167 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:44,000 SOBBING: That's a wonderful idea. 168 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:47,480 It's a girl. Oh! Called Aneurin Bevan, apparently. 169 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:51,240 Congratulations, Edna. One minute past midnight. 170 00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:53,880 She's the first NHS baby. Yes! 171 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:56,160 BABY CRIES What's she called? 172 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:59,720 Um... Aneira? 173 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:01,640 Perfect. Smile for the camera! 174 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:08,480 Of course, it wasn't just that the NHS was free when you needed it. 175 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:11,400 The service and treatment was great too. 176 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:14,000 And that was good, because back in history, 177 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:17,920 some doctors had some very strange ideas about how to cure people. 178 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:22,880 Luckily, they're not working for the NHS. Imagine if they were! 179 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:24,360 Ooh... 180 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:29,720 Pioneering medical techniques from across the centuries. 181 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:34,480 This is 24 Hours In Historical Aandamp;E. 182 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:39,120 7pm Monday and Dr Benson is thrilled to be working with ground-breaking 183 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:41,480 tenth-century surgeon, al-Zahrawi. 184 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:42,800 Such a pleasure to meet you. 185 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:45,920 You know, you're considered the father of modern surgery. Oh! 186 00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:47,520 You're too kind! HE LAUGHS 187 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:49,520 They don't get to chat for long. 188 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:52,120 Can we get some help, please? What's the problem? 189 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:54,000 Can't breathe. Something's stuck. 190 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,080 Something's stuck in his throat. OK. Don't worry. 191 00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:59,720 I have invented a device for removing blockages from the throat. 192 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:01,960 It's all going to be all right! His clothes are wet. 193 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:04,400 Is it possible he's swallowed a lot of water? Very possibly. 194 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:07,560 Did somebody say.. a possible drowning? 195 00:09:07,560 --> 00:09:09,200 Unluckily for Dr Benson, 196 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:12,560 al-Zahrawi isn't the only historical medic on shift tonight. 197 00:09:12,560 --> 00:09:14,960 Don't worry. I am Giuseppe Borghi. 198 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:16,960 Great. Are you a doctor? Eh... 199 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:21,280 But I do know some of the latest 18th-century medical techniques. 200 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:24,320 Turn him over and remove his trousers. 201 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:27,280 The blockage. It's in my throat, not my... Oh, yeah? Are you sure? 202 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:29,160 COUGHING Wait. What are you doing? 203 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:31,640 I have filled these bellows with tobacco smoke 204 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:33,600 and I'm going to blow it...up his bottom. 205 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:36,080 I mean, come on, guys. This is basic. 206 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:38,800 People have been blowing stuff up bums for centuries. 207 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:40,520 POP! Ooh! 208 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:42,360 The patient is breathing again. 209 00:09:42,360 --> 00:09:45,240 I have removed the object blocking his pipe. 210 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:47,320 Seeing as I'm already here, 211 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,720 does anyone else fancy any smoke up the bum? 212 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:51,080 PARP, PARP! 213 00:09:52,280 --> 00:09:54,480 You, out! 214 00:09:55,560 --> 00:09:56,600 PARP! 215 00:09:58,240 --> 00:10:01,680 Well, he was weird. Anyone in here for bum smoke? 216 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:06,880 It's really unfortunate he ended up pooing himself to death. 217 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:09,440 DOCTOR CHUCKLES Hello, doctor! 218 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:12,080 Oh, Mabel, good to see you. How's the family? 219 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:13,520 Oh! Dead. 220 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:16,120 Yeah, a lot of that contagious plague going round. 221 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:17,840 But enough about them. 222 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:21,120 I've got these funny lumps and I wondered if you knew what they were. 223 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,680 I've got a poo sample to help the diagnosis. 224 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:28,160 AUTOTUNED: of pustules in the flesh 225 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:30,120 MUSIC: TO THE TUNE OF ROYALS BY LORDE 226 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:35,320 Prognosis 227 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:39,880 228 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:41,360 Ooh! 229 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:46,960 For your diagnosis 230 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:50,840 vomming, buboes on your armpits 231 00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:53,640 fevers and exhaustion 232 00:10:53,640 --> 00:10:56,280 Is it serious? 233 00:10:56,280 --> 00:11:00,760 Cos you're covered in boils 234 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:03,840 And your poo is full of blood 235 00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:07,560 in hard lumps 236 00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:09,480 237 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:13,160 Healer 238 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:16,000 239 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:20,080 SNEEZING 240 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:22,520 241 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:25,760 Ooh, the plague. Thought I'd managed to avoid the old Black Death. 242 00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:27,280 What do you reckon caused it? 243 00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:30,400 imbalance of your humours 244 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:33,320 Causing fatal tumours... 245 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:37,720 Are there any cures? 246 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:41,280 Oils 247 00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:44,040 with puppy's blood 248 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:46,360 CROAKING 249 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:49,000 CLUCK! 250 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:53,080 Wee-wee 251 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:55,240 252 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:59,360 RETCHING 253 00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:01,920 254 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:05,640 Bath full of wee - I've been thinking of getting one of those. 255 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:08,240 Thanks, doctor. Oh, be careful who you talk to! 256 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:10,280 They might catch it. Urk... 257 00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:13,920 Ugh... THUD 258 00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:18,000 Yep, I'm not too keen on pustules or boils. 259 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,680 Thankfully, there's not so many about 260 00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:22,240 thanks to the vaccines we all get on the NHS. 261 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:27,680 I've prepared a simple visual aid to demonstrate. Ooh! Exciting. 262 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:32,160 The first mass NHS vaccination programme, in 1958, 263 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:36,120 helped protect people against polio and diphtheria, 264 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:38,880 so we get rid of them. What are you doing? 265 00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:40,800 SPLASHING Oh, oof. Ow! 266 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:44,000 Another programme soon followed to vaccinate people 267 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:48,400 against tuberculosis - or TB - as shown here. 268 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:52,520 So, we get rid of that, too. Oof! SPLASH 269 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:55,360 And even though these vaccinations save lives, 270 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:57,320 not everyone was up for getting jabbed. 271 00:12:57,320 --> 00:13:00,680 Help! I need urgent medical care! 272 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:03,160 RATTUS GROANS 273 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,360 Excuse me, madam. COUGHS 274 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:08,520 Whatever you're selling, I dinnae want any. 275 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:10,240 Oh, I'm not selling anything. I'm... 276 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:14,000 I'm from the NHS and I may be able to save your life. Hmph. 277 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:17,720 Did you know Glasgow has the highest rate of tuberculosis in Britain? 278 00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:20,200 COUGHING In your face, Edinburgh! 279 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,800 Now, out me way. Argh! 280 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:25,080 TB isn't a good thing. It's a bacterial infection 281 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:27,560 that kills half the people who get ill from it. 282 00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:32,240 The NHS wants to screen people so we can get rid of TB forever. 283 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:35,680 What do you say? Can we X-ray your lungs to look for the infection? 284 00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:37,880 X-ray your own heid, you tattie-bogle. 285 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:39,720 Argh! I reckon you'll find nothing but air. 286 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:42,480 Well, we knew some people wouldn't want to be tested, 287 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:45,480 so we're offering incentives! 288 00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:47,480 Ugh. If you get checked, you could win a car. 289 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:49,080 HORN HONKS Yoo-hoo! I've got a car! 290 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:51,720 And it's nae got a great daftie rosette on the windscreen 291 00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:54,080 blocking the view. If you're over 60, 292 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:57,280 you could win £2 a week for the rest of your life. 293 00:13:57,280 --> 00:13:58,320 COUGHING 294 00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:01,280 Which, judging by your cough, could be worth at least £3. 295 00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:04,600 We've even offered a season ticket to Greenock Morton football club! 296 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:07,560 What's a worse prize? Two season tickets? Oh... 297 00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:12,000 I'm a Falkirk fan. Harsh! We were in the cup final a couple of years ago. 298 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,840 Oh, aye. Remind me. Did you win? 299 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:17,440 HE SOBS Hmph! 300 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,240 We've got an illuminated tram... DING! 301 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:21,760 ..parades, adverts in papers and shops. 302 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:24,880 We've even got fireworks. Oh! Noisy things. 303 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:26,720 OK. If you won't listen to me, 304 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:31,000 how about listening to one of the celebrities supporting our campaign? 305 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,560 Hi. I'm famous TV comedian Stanley Baxter, 306 00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:36,880 and believe me - there's nothing funny about tuberculosis. 307 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:38,360 I've seen you on the telly-box 308 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:40,360 and there's nothing funny about yous either. 309 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:41,880 Ugh... 310 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:43,760 Ah! That's so mean. 311 00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:45,720 Fine. Don't have the test. 312 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:47,560 At least most adults in the city have, 313 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:49,000 so we're beating the disease, 314 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,680 and all that most people who got tested received was a badge. 315 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:52,840 CROWD: Aww! 316 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:55,400 Ooh. You didnae mention a badge. 317 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:57,120 Count me in! Hooray! 318 00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:59,920 And how about a comedy song to celebrate? 319 00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:01,360 I don't think so, pal. 320 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:04,560 If I'd wanted a laugh, I'd have taken the Greenock Morton tickets. 321 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:05,880 So mean! 322 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:14,000 Dr Benson's shift with al-Zahrawi isn't getting any quieter. 323 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,640 You know, I invented a tiny guillotine for 324 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:18,640 chopping out the tonsils. Really? 325 00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:20,000 Can we get some help, please? 326 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:23,840 What's happening? Bring him through. He's burning up. 327 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,960 A high temperature or fever could be... 328 00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:28,680 Did somebody say fever? 329 00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:33,240 Unfortunately, Elizabethan physician John Hall is also on shift. 330 00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:36,520 Don't worry. I have two halves of a chicken. 331 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:39,120 Boc-caw! OK... 332 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:42,320 No. Sorry, no. I am... I'm going to have to ask. What are you doing? 333 00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:44,680 I'm trying to save this man's life! 334 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:46,560 I'm John Hall from Elizabethan England 335 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:48,000 and that there is my father-in-law, 336 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:52,040 William Shakespeare. Guys, yeah, please, just ignore me. 337 00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:56,080 By medicine life may be prolonged, yet death 338 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:58,680 Still seize the doctor too. 339 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:01,280 Sorry, carry on. 340 00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:03,000 What are you doing with that chicken? 341 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,120 It's a Tudor cure to treat 342 00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:07,080 his fever, obviously. 343 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:09,960 Is it working? Unsurprisingly, no. 344 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:13,000 OK. Plan B. Shakey! Yeah? 345 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,960 Get me some cloth soaked in frogspawn, stat. 346 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:18,720 Therein the patient Must minister himself. 347 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:20,760 Throw physic... I'll just get the frogspawn. 348 00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:23,600 Yes, the frogspawn. Well, we don't have any. This is a hospital. 349 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,200 What?! 350 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:28,600 You don't have any rags soaked in frogspawn? 351 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:32,640 Are you even a proper doctor? Ah. Excuse me. 352 00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:36,760 He has a fever because this wound on his hand is infected. 353 00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:40,000 If we cauterise it... Whoa! Chop him into quarters? 354 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,040 You could kill him. No, cauterise. 355 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:44,560 It means to kill the infection using heat. 356 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:46,160 Then he should get better. 357 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:48,240 He's right. We still use that treatment today. 358 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,320 Oh! Oh! JOHN LAUGHS 359 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:54,800 Call off the frog hunt, Shakey-pops. Panic over. 360 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:56,160 This man may die. 361 00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:58,720 I think it's important he hears a sonnet before he goes. 362 00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:01,360 Tis... No! Thank you, Shakespeare. Not right now. 363 00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:03,280 All right, fine. You're the doctor. 364 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,000 That's lunch! 365 00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:12,000 I mean... Oh, give me strength! 366 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:16,200 NHS Milestones with your host, Miles Stone! 367 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:19,920 I'm here in 1950 to visit one of the new NHS hospitals. 368 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:23,720 There's only one problem. There's no-one here. 369 00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:25,800 Hello? VOICE ECHOES 370 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:27,360 This is awkward. Er, excuse me! 371 00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:30,560 What? Hi, um... I thought this was supposed to be a busy hospital. 372 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:34,680 Where is everyone? Well, it should be, but they had trouble recruiting. 373 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:39,920 In Tottenham, they advertised for 700 jobs and only 17 people applied. 374 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:42,920 So are you from Tottenham, then? No! I'm from Jamaica. 375 00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:45,800 I arrived by ship after the British Government 376 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:48,480 advertised for NHS staff in the West Indies. 377 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:50,680 Well, thank you so much for coming to help. 378 00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:52,320 I assume you're being treated well. 379 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:53,840 We are not! 380 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,600 It's hard for us to get promoted, 381 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:58,120 we're not allowed to share rooms with the white nurses, 382 00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:00,520 and we had to buy our own tickets to come here, 383 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:02,720 even though they asked us to come! 384 00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:05,400 Well, that explains why there's only one of you. 385 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:07,720 Oh! It's not just me. SHE LAUGHS 386 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,640 I just like to turn up early. Coo-ee! STAMPEDE 387 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:11,560 Watch out - nurses! Hi! 388 00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:15,440 Step aside! Coming through! Argh! FOOTSTEPS THUNDER 389 00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:22,640 Dr Benson and tenth-century medic al-Zahrawi's shift 390 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:24,840 in Historical Aandamp;E is nearly over. 391 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:28,600 Hello, there. Don't worry - we'll get this cut seen to quickly. 392 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,800 Yes, I am well-practised at treating cuts. 393 00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:35,680 I will close up the wound using this catgut stitching that I pioneered. 394 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,680 Oh, no, don't worry - it's not made from cat guts. 395 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:39,040 Oh, no. Ha-ha! No, no. 396 00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:41,520 No, it's actually made from sheep innards. 397 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,920 Well, these days, we use nylon or silk, 398 00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:45,760 but sheep innards are very effective 399 00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:47,800 and they're still used in some places today. 400 00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:50,000 Aha! Step back. 401 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:53,360 I have the exact diagnosis for this patient. 402 00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:56,960 Alas, Georgian medical mystic Samuel Best is also on shift. 403 00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:58,000 Oh, yes. 404 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:03,520 This patient is in urgent, urgent need of fantastic emblems 405 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:07,320 and magical devices being scattered around their room. 406 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,960 But we must act quickly. 407 00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:12,000 Are you a doctor? Even better! 408 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:15,320 I'm Samuel Best, a prophet from Georgian England. 409 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,640 Now, let me read your palm. 410 00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:19,600 How's that going to help her get better? 411 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,920 Oh, is she ill? Obviously! 412 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:26,200 Oh. I probably shouldn't be reading her palm, then, should I? 413 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:28,240 I should be licking it! Oh, no, no! Whoa! 414 00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:30,760 That's gross! And highly unhygienic. 415 00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:33,520 So...you don't lick your patient's palm 416 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:34,960 to work out what's wrong with them? 417 00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:36,520 No, of course not! 418 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:38,120 Hmm. Suit yourself. 419 00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:39,680 Ah! Oh, no! 420 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:43,320 Yes. This woman is constipated! 421 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:46,880 She hasn't pooed in days. I have! 422 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:49,120 That may very well be, but more importantly, 423 00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:51,320 she has a large cut on her face. 424 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:52,600 Oh. Yes. 425 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:56,520 Well, that would have been my second guess. Guess? Er, diagnosis. 426 00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:57,840 HE MOUTHS 427 00:19:57,840 --> 00:20:00,000 I'll see myself out, shall I? 428 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,520 WHISPERS: Get well soon. 429 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:07,240 How do these people keep getting in? 430 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:11,880 Next time on 24 Hours In Historical Aandamp;E, 431 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:15,720 Dr Benson is joined on shift by a physician from Tang Dynasty China. 432 00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:17,680 This patient has a sore bottom and eczema. 433 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:19,840 I need a dead gibbon and a pulverised dung beetle, 434 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:21,120 and I need it yesterday! 435 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:24,200 Does the gibbon have to be dead? 436 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:28,600 OK. 437 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,800 Ahh... Ow, ow. 438 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:32,320 Oh, don't worry. He's fine. 439 00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:37,320 I'm not! Well, just be glad you're getting all this modern NHS help. 440 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:40,040 Yeah, I'm glad no-one's trying to lick my hand. 441 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:44,360 You live in a sewer. Trust me, no-one's going to lick you. 442 00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:46,280 Fair. Let's move on. 443 00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:50,560 The NHS hasn't just been finding ways to fight the more serious diseases 444 00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:52,200 and conditions that we suffer from. 445 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:55,200 It's also been working for years to find ways to cure things 446 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:56,880 like the common cold. ACHOO! 447 00:20:56,880 --> 00:21:00,400 And that made for some very odd experiments back in the day. 448 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:02,160 Um, Jo, would you mind? 449 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:06,000 I can't quite reach the biscuits with my bandages and all that. 450 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,200 That's a shame. 451 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:12,960 You are all here at the NHS Common Cold Unit 452 00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:16,160 to help us better understand how we catch colds. 453 00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:20,360 You're not here for a party. Understood. 454 00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:23,400 FAINT MUSIC Who wants to play a game? 455 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:26,920 It's party time! Yeah! No, no, no, no. 456 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:31,040 Sorry, um... Our fault. We didn't make it clear in the letter. 457 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:35,080 Yes, there is a party - on this side of the curtain. 458 00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:37,120 TOOT! Stop it. 459 00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:41,160 This party is for children who likely have colds 460 00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:46,800 and your job is just to sit there while we fan the air from this party 461 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:49,280 towards you. We're trying to understand how colds spread. 462 00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:50,560 Right. 463 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:53,800 Time for musical chairs! CHILDREN CHEER 464 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:55,360 Sit down. Sit down. 465 00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:57,880 Sit down. Sit down! RECORD SCRATCHES 466 00:21:57,880 --> 00:21:59,280 No! 467 00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:02,080 THEY PANT I repeat, 468 00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:04,480 you're not at a party. 469 00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:06,560 She's just angry because she lost. Big time. 470 00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:09,440 I didn't lose, actually. I wasn't playing. 471 00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:12,640 I'm trying to conduct some serious scientific research, actually. 472 00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:15,760 Who wants to play hide-and-seek? SHUFFLING 473 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:20,080 Get up. 474 00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:21,480 You're supposed to count to ten. 475 00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:24,720 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten - found you. 476 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:26,000 Oh... Oh! 477 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,720 You're not good at hiding. 478 00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:30,560 Why is your finger blue? 479 00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:34,000 Oh, er... That's from one of our other experiments. 480 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,880 We dripped blue dye from my nose 481 00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:39,120 and then we played cards to see how far the germs would spread. 482 00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:41,360 How'd you get it on your finger? She picked her nose. 483 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:44,360 Yeah, and there's blue in her mouth, which means she definitely ate it. 484 00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:46,520 Ugh! I didn't eat it! 485 00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:47,840 She definitely did. 486 00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:51,200 No. Can we please get back to... It's pass the parcel! 487 00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:53,400 RUSTLING Ooh, me, me, me, me! 488 00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:54,720 How did you get that? 489 00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:57,600 Ooh... Oh! 490 00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:00,560 Give that...to me. What are you doing? Hey! 491 00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:01,760 The music didn't stop! 492 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:09,640 No, hey. It wasn't me. It was them! 493 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:14,200 We are paying you to be our test subjects. 494 00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:17,680 Can you please start doing what we ask? Or we might try 495 00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:20,960 one of the other cold-spreading experiments we've been running. 496 00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:24,080 Like squirting Dr Dudgeon's bogeys... 497 00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:25,960 ..up your nose. 498 00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:28,560 SNEEZES 499 00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:31,800 That man should be in bed. We'll do anything you say. 500 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:33,000 Good. 501 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:36,880 Now, just sit there while we fan the air from this party towards you. 502 00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:40,720 Everybody, it's cake time! Cake! CHILDREN CHEER 503 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:43,840 Don't you go anywhere! You are not at the party! 504 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,600 I have a bogey-squirter. I am not afraid to use it! 505 00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:49,360 And there's jelly... Jelly? CHILDREN CHEER 506 00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:51,840 No-one told me about jelly. Save some jelly for me! 507 00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:57,120 NHS Milestones with your host, Miles Stone. 508 00:23:57,120 --> 00:24:00,000 I'm here in 1960 at the Edinburgh Royal Infirmary 509 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,640 with surgeon Michael Woodruff, who's hopeful of performing 510 00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:04,800 the very first successful kidney transplant. 511 00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:07,080 That's when you take the kidney out of one person 512 00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:08,920 and put it into someone else. 513 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:12,400 I anticipate no problems. 514 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:16,000 The donor is actually the patient's identical twin brother. 515 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:19,200 You're not worried about getting them mixed up, are you? 516 00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:21,600 Ha-ha! Certainly not. 517 00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:26,760 Make sure we've got the patients the right way round! 518 00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:29,920 This is NHS Milestones with me, Miles Stone. 519 00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:33,000 Does anyone have any labels I can stick on some patients? 520 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:38,880 Did you know, 75 years is actually the diamond anniversary of the NHS, 521 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:44,920 which I think is appropriate because the NHS is full of absolute diamonds. 522 00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:48,000 Yes. Whether it's performing life-saving operations 523 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,840 like organ transplants, 524 00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:53,000 sorting out ingrowing toenails, or scraped knees 525 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:56,120 after you've come off your bike. Or maybe helping you 526 00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:59,360 after you've got your head stuck in a celebrity's loo. 527 00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:02,560 I knew that was you! You'll never prove it. 528 00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:07,720 The NHS is always there to help us, and it has been for 75 years, 529 00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:11,880 so let's say thanks to Aneurin Bevan and to all the brilliant nurses, 530 00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:15,520 paramedics, cleaners, porters, caterers, doctors, 531 00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:20,040 and everyone who does such a brilliant job in our NHS. 532 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:22,480 BOTH: Thank you, NHS. 533 00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:24,160 MUSIC: TO THE TUNE OF DYNAMITE BY BTS 534 00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:27,760 Back in '48 535 00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,840 536 00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:32,520 537 00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:36,480 Operating theatre, let's go 538 00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:41,040 Now I'm really in the zone 539 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:44,800 Straight on the wards, let's roll 540 00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:49,040 Cup of tea and you can soon go home 541 00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:52,960 Get me to the labour ward - I'm ready 542 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:57,760 Best of all, it don't cost you money 543 00:25:57,760 --> 00:26:01,880 We'll fix you up - you're good to go 544 00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:04,400 and when you grow up 545 00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:06,120 546 00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:09,560 Bevan won his fight 547 00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:14,480 Gets treated right 548 00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:18,760 From the young up to the old 549 00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:23,240 Whoa-oh! 550 00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:27,440 Whoever needs to come along 551 00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:31,720 We're off to the hospital 552 00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:35,320 If you can't make it, you can call 553 00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:37,920 Here is your medicine 554 00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:39,920 for you all 555 00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:41,560 556 00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:44,200 you're ready. Woohoo! 557 00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:48,160 and fix whatever feels funny 558 00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:52,560 I get the call - I'm good to go 559 00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:54,960 you throw up... 560 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:56,840 TIN! Let's go. 561 00:26:56,840 --> 00:27:00,520 562 00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:04,600 And I feel all right 563 00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:09,000 And now I'll take my baby home 564 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:13,840 the night? Whoa-oa... 565 00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:16,360 na-na-na 566 00:27:16,360 --> 00:27:17,640 567 00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:20,440 na-na-na 568 00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:22,040 569 00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:26,040 To wherever I must go 570 00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:30,520 Whoa-oa! 571 00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:34,120 Did my best 572 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:38,120 You could all access 573 00:27:38,120 --> 00:27:42,600 and it's still going real strong 574 00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:46,680 575 00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:48,480 FIREWORKS WHIZZ 576 00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:53,040 I just wanted to ask how you feel about... Oh! 577 00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:55,840 I just wanted to ask how you feel about... 578 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:58,600 I just wanted to ask how you feel about... 579 00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:00,560 Mmmm! SHE LAUGHS 580 00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:04,760 Hope you enjoyed... 581 00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:08,960